Obituary for Team India !!

From a deeply hurt cricket fan :

Gambhir can't play when Sehwag is away

Dhoni keeps losing his Maxx, with batting getting increasingly lax

When the match is a do-or-die type, Raina shows he's all hype

Murli doesn't remember a single shot, mayb Indies for him is just a picnic spot

Pathan knows no place, when there's only bounce and pace

Zaheer bowls just ordinary when the match is extraordinary

Yuvraj has lost it all he had in him, may be its deepika, aanchal or Kim

Nehra bowls his heart out, but can't get most batsmen out

Harbhajan is no more a match winner, has even forgotten he's an off spinner

Jadeja is a mere pedestrian, and who the hell took him to Carribean

P Kumar left the ship even before it sank, happy in meerut saying God 'Thanx'

Vinay Kumar and Chawla seem happy with no game, else they'd have to take all the blame

May be all the players need some rest, that's the solution which seems best

Cancel all their booked return tickets, make them write a paper on West indian wickets

Hope sanity prevails soon in Indian cricket soon. Amen !!