Monday, September 7, 2009

When to switch off the Television !!

Apart from all the business gyaan, flicks and sports which make TV worth watching, there are times in Indian Television when one would prefer to switch it off. So, without second thoughts, I'll switch off the television :

When the film is a multistarrer but the lead actor turns out to be ...........Ravi Kishen
When the song on top of chart is from the movie..........'Radio'
When Salman Khan is 'wanted' not for acting but.........dancing
When every next show is billed as the.......'meanest show ever'
When the next much awaited coming soon show is..........'Rakhi ka Divorce'
When the movie coming up is the comeback flim of.........Dino morea
When the leading news channel of the decade award is given to......India TV
When the next reality show is named.....LGBTs Up, Close and personal
When the talk show is hosted by Barkha dutt where the only person talking is.......herself
When the politician of the year 2009 award goes posthumously to........Mohd. Ali Jinnah
When the host of biggest 'talent' hunt show is......Suneil Shettty (No spelling mistakes here!!)
and certainly when...

Akshay Kumar promises on any game show to give free DVDs of 'Chandni Chowk to China' .

2 comments:

talk2arpit said...

good one..

Ashish Choudhury said...

@Arpit: thanks..btw isn't your profile public?